💋 Year 7 Legend Status
Back in Year 7, Layton made out with Lexi Hetherington. That moment still lives rent-free in the school group chats. Absolute icon behaviour.
Historic achievement💸 Benefits
Layton is currently living that sweet government-assisted lifestyle. The monthly top-ups keep the vape juice flowing and the lights on.
Living the dream💨 Vapes
Layton is a dedicated vaper. The whole family is in on it too — household cloud sessions are basically a tradition at this point.
Family activity🚵 Mountain Bike
His mountain bike is genuinely shit. It looks like it lost a fight with a hedge and the brakes are more of a suggestion than a feature.
Needs upgrading🩺 Diabetes
Layton has diabetes. Managing blood sugar while maintaining a solid vape schedule is a full-time job, but he’s making it work.
Medical update💙 Mum’s Blue Card
Layton’s mum has a blue card. Disability parking privileges secured.
Family perk💕 Dating History
Layton dated Kacey Lowther. Another name for the permanent record.
Ex status👖 Sister’s Skate Park Incident
His sister’s trousers ripped at the skate park. Peak family embarrassment energy.
Public wardrobe fail🚽 Brother & the Hoover
His brother once pissed on a hoover. The vacuum never recovered.
Household legend🩳 Sleepover Skid Marks
His brother went to a sleepover with skid marks. No further comment needed.
Hygiene hall of fame🎮 Gaming Setup
Layton can’t afford a PC so he’s stuck on a shitty Xbox Series X. Console peasant life is real.
Benefits boy status🐶 Pets
The house is pure chaos: 4 dogs and 9 cats. Absolute zoo energy.
13 animals strong👨👩👧👦 Siblings
Layton has 8 siblings. The house is never quiet.
Big family energy📸 Evidence Gallery
This page is lovingly dedicated to Layton — benefits king, family vaper, owner of a tragic mountain bike, diabetes warrior, Xbox peasant, and Year 7 make-out champion.